You might be a crochet-aholic if....

YOU MIGHT BE A CROCHET-AHOLIC IF……

• your kids tell you that you don’t need to go to the yarn store because you have your own yarn store in the basement.
• you can’t leave the house without your yarn and hook.
• you have more yarn & hooks than a crochet store.
• when shopping, you head to the yarn department first.
• you have more than one crochet hook in your purse, but you don’t have any working writing tools.
• your first question after being informed by the doctor that you need shoulder surgery is…will I still be able to crochet?
• you would rather buy yarn than a new pair of shoes.
• your Pinterest contains more patterns than you will ever be able to complete in one lifetime!
• you find crochet hooks in the dryer after doing a load of laundry!
• you would rather crochet than be on Facebook.
• your sleep is disturbed by thoughts of new patterns.
• you dont pay your rent cuz you need to add to your stash.
• you have 8 wips and can’t wait to start another one, oh and you know what a wip is!
• everything you see can be made of yarn!
• you can’t find your hook and later discover it tangled in your hair.
• you cry when your physical therapist tells you not to crochet until your shoulder is better.
• you need a separate house just for your yarn.
• you crochet food items instead of going to the grocery store and buy them.
• you jump up from a deep sleep saying, “that is what I am going to make next!”
• your husband tells his friends you have more yarn than Walmart.

Anyone have any other great ones to add?